I'm not big.

People have been saying, wow, he's so big! I don't agree. I don't think I'm that big. I mean, I'm like 2 days old or something. How can I be big? Think about what a 2 year-old looks like. They are big. Not like me. I'm a little munchkin. I am smaller than a watermelon. Look at these photos I asked dad to take and then think about telling me I'm big. Okay? Reconize, son.